I see that the latest controversy on the Great British Bugger Off is that they have swapped the KitchenAid Artisan food-mixers for Kenwood ones in the big tent. While Mrs FEEG swears by (and sometimes at) her Artisan, I cannot see that this really makes a lot of difference. Mary Berry is still an annoying old dear, Paul Hollywood still deserves a bit of a slap, and the contestants are still fairly weird. Some nice, but sometimes overcomplicated, breads, cakes, pies and pastries result from the contest, though.
Continue reading “A right old mix-up”
We have all heard of the expression “going down like a lead balloon”, have we not?
Well, some students at the University of Bristol have managed to make a lead balloon fly. Is nothing sacred?????
The Lead Balloon.
As usual, a government report is published and produces no result whatsoever. The Airports Commission’s report on which option is best for a new runway in the south east of England amounts to not a lot. The recommended solution is a third runway at Heathrow with the rider that Gatwick is also a credible alternative.
The truth of the matter is that the result will be dithered over for as long as possible and it is likely that Gatwick will be chosen to have a second runway, as fewer ministers constituencies are affected by any new runway, as well as the fact that far fewer people will be affected, although Heathrow makes more economic sense. It will not affect us either way, as we live relatively close to both of the airports, but not close enough to be troubled by extra planes. In the meantime, Amsterdam, Frankfurt and various other continental airports are expanding apiece.
Oh well, In the end I expect demand will be so high that there will be a new runway at Heathrow, Gatwick and Stanstead.
What do you guys think?
How can one have faith in the world when someone discovers a VEGETARIAN T-Rex. I am disillusioned. Okay, so it is only a small T-Rex, but it is one!
Out at sea, the windmills are turning,
The bug-eyed greenie twits are gurning
Oh what a dreadful waste of space
Those windmills are, in that place
Continue reading “A jaundiced view of the sea. April Pome Comp.”
Sorry, Chris, it is a bit scatological but here goes anyway…….
Guess where I am!
We all go in there from the street
When we feel we need to pee
We very rarely have to queue
Unless we’re a lady!
Continue reading “Pome for March”
I see that the latest flawed data analysis that has been misleading everyone for years has just come to light. I turns out that dairy fats are not so bad for you after all. Like so many other things, poor interpretation of flawed data has lead to many people giving up on things they need not have given up on e.g. proper milk, cheese and all the other wonders of the dairy.
I wonder when the Global Warming scammers will get the same treatment (Boston Mass, has just had the worst snow on record) ? It has often been said that you can prove what you like with statistics and that the science (or should that be art) of statistics is to select the sampling method to get the result you want.
Just a little poem to start the (snow)ball rolling. I hope it is pessimistic enough for you, Ara 🙂
I now hate snow and ice
Once, when I was young, I used to love the snow and ice,
Now I am old and grey and doddery, it is not so very nice.
What fun it was to ride a sledge quickly down the hill
Now the very thought of that makes me feel quite ill.
Continue reading “I now hate snow and ice”
I like to get in early. Great idea for a competition PG:-
Santa Claus is on the roof
Rudolf Reindeer’s on the hoof
Sleigh is loaded down with toys
But not for naughty girls and boys.
Continue reading “A poem for Christmas”
Well, it is a pity there were only three entries, but they were all of the highest quality. (entries here)
Firstly, Janus’s tribute to the fallen of World War One
Secondly, Soutie’s tongue in cheek appreciation of the New South Africa.
Thirdly, PapaG’s thanks for life in general, with a bit of sub-editing from Soutie
I have to say I enjoyed reading each of them very much, and it has taken me a day of consideration to come to a decision.
By a gnat’s whatsit, because of his preferences for pooches over moggies, the winner is PapaG. Well done Sir, but I reckon you owe Soutie a beer!
I leave the Chrimbo Comp in your capable hands.
NB: Please, all you Charioteers out there, take a bit of time to try and write a poem. It does not have to be very long or very clever. Just write your thoughts down on paper.