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Pensioners are the people to hate

May 3, 2013 15 comments

Is it me or pensioners being demonised by the government and the press, especially the Biased Broadcasting Company?

Hardly a day goes by when I don’t see some report or other telling me that pensioners must repay this allowance or that benefit; or how pensioners have the audacity to expect hospital treatment for their illnesses. Read more…

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RIP Maggie

April 8, 2013 105 comments

Like her or not Margaret Thatcher has died.

She would not have allowed the country to get int his state, nor would she keep changing her mind like the present lot of whimps

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Just a thought

March 6, 2013 5 comments

It will be ironic if a black pope is elected.

 

He will be surrounded by men in white robes with pointy hats swinging crosses in front of him.

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Humour will be forbiden in 2013

December 23, 2012 23 comments

I see in today’s Telegraph they are thinking of prosecuting the 2 DJ’s who made the hoax call to the hospital Kate was staying in. Come on it was a prank, they phoned up with Australian accents and got through to the ward, so far no problem.

Yes a nurse topped herself, but we don’t know why, and even if she did so because of the telephone call then she must have been mentally unstable.

If they prosecute them then that opens the door to anyone being prosecuted for a harmelss joke or prank, no more candida camera type shows, commedians no longer allowed to take the rise out of someone, no spitting image or Beadles about (okay for this I would be thankful, I hated that bloke), no more Basil saying “He is from Barcelona” or Baldrick’s cunning plan..

We have already forgotten how to laugh, now it will be forbidden to laugh.

For goodness sake get over it, it was a joke and no harm was meant.

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I should know better. WARNING

December 16, 2012 5 comments

What a weekend. IT started in the week when I downloaded a programme to get a file sent. The programme was Frostwire.

First I did an uninstall on both, even tried system restore. Yes both said it had gone… No it hadn’t

Frostwire installed and by default even though I ticked NO it installed a website hijacker called Funmood. It has taken all day to remove this bugger from my PC. Read more…

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Jack Frost came this morning

December 12, 2012 11 comments

Very hard getting these in minus 4 and using a macro lens with no tripod.

They have altered the upload, couldn’t see how to make it one with a gap? So scroll down

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Ecstasy

November 22, 2012 2 comments

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again….back and forth…back and forth…

in and out…in and out.

Her heart was pounding…her face was flushed…then she moaned, softly at first,then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, Read more…

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Too funny for words

October 20, 2012 22 comments

 

Thing is they let her drive a car

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Bayham Abbey (old)

October 6, 2012 6 comments
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DIVORCE vs MURDER

August 21, 2012 3 comments

DIVORCE vs MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law? I’ll lose my licence! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied …

“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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