I do not know whether it is just a natural consequence of getting older or whether it is because the internet and modern communications allow us to stay in touch with people with whom we might otherwise have lost contact, but I find that an extraordinary number of my friends are dying. Today I received news that two of them lost their respective battles, bringing to six the number of friends I have lost this year. Continue reading “A sad day!”
An amusing read
Comedian Greg Gutfled had the following commentary on his show “Red Eye” recently.
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.
Because I like it…
Mario Lanza – Because You’re Mine
He had a way with words
A Theory on Baldness
A heartwarming tale.
My small grandson got lost at the mall, he
approached a uniformed security guard and said,
“I’ve lost my grandpa!”
“The guard asked, “What’s he like?”
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
“Jack Daniels and women with big tits.”
Do I know you?
Sarah Vaughan / Billy Eckstine
Spring
Possum (with thanks to Val for the inspiration)
Jen drove carefully along the dirt drive and stopped beside the front veranda steps. She peeled her clammy thighs off the hot seat and went to check on her passenger in the back of the ute. “You OK, Possum?” No voice, no movement. Possum was living up to his name. Continue reading “Possum (with thanks to Val for the inspiration)”
Council House Blues- The Ballad of Sharon and Kev
Council House Blues- The Ballad of Sharon and Kev
Sharon’s Dad was full of rage,
In the Club at your young age!
Her Mum was worse: “You stupid mare,
Do you think we bleeding care?”
She did calm down at last to gloat
As Sharon rushed to grab her coat:
“You’ll gain more points and good thing too,
The council will provide for you.”
Continue reading “Council House Blues- The Ballad of Sharon and Kev”

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