Barbie in Hell

I am apparently going straight to Hell for being cynical about Anthropomorphic Global Warming. I shall immediately fire up the barbie, crack open the eskie wherein resides an everlasting supply of cold ones and stick up two fingers to Ol’ Nick.  Christina, Rick and Ferret have already booked their tickets to eternal damnation. Any other takers and what do you want cooked?

OZ

2P or not 2P

We have just had a day out in France leaving this morning at 7 doing a bit of shopping and having a pleasant meal before returning on the shuttle with the car full of wine. Any way while in the restaurant I had to go for a P, wee, piss, call it what you like. IT was a small restaurant with only one cubicle loo and one urinal against the wall, the loo was also unisex.

So there I am at the urinal as the cubicle was engaged when in come 2 attractive young girls and stand right behind me as I am doing the business.

 

Now I know this is quite normal in France but I wonder how many women would happily sit down to pee with a couple of strange men standing right next to them, I am sure this would be seen to unacceptable, yet for men it is okay to stand there with strange females next to them while peeing.

 

Before anyone asks no I did not “dry up” mid flow, I was desperate to go and would have gone anywhere by then.

 

I Am Fed Up!

I have had just about enough of theses endless cries of ‘racism’ that are being bandied around at every opportunity, not just in Britain, but around the world. While some are legitimate and provide cause for concern, others are trivial in the extreme. What they all share in common, however, is that they are white on black attacks, whether verbal or physical and that they are being pursued with unmitigated vigour by the law and the press. The reason I am so angry is that many cases are as I said, trivial in the extreme while at the same time similar as well as much, much worse examples of black on white attacks are ignored. Continue reading “I Am Fed Up!”

Poetry Competition anyone?

Did I see a comment about restarting the poetry competition, anyone?

How about a Roald Dahl-esque poem, telling a fairy tale, but not one he did in his Revolting Rhymes Collection…. so not ‘Cinderella’ – ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ – ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarves’- ‘Goldilocks’ – ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ – or the Three Little Pigs.

Closing date December 10th. Post a link in comments below…