These Nigerian gorillas guerrillas got more than they bargained for when they decided to put their latest recruit through his skill at arms test. Continue reading “Ape Shit”
Author: tocino
The Wizard of Oz
For Janus
Never let it be said that I don’t think of you.
🙂
The haircut didn’t work.
So now he has 16 months to grow it back to a foppish length and perfect his poetry reading skills, which he can deliver to a captive audience. Plenty enough time to commit The Ballad Of Reading Gaol to memory.
The Living Years MIKE & THE MECHANICS
” I wasn’t there that morning, when my father passed away, I didn’t get to tell him all the things I had to say…. I just wish I could have told him in the living years “
What do you think?
I’m worried, has the wolf eaten the ferret?
🙂
Kids…
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Continue reading “Kids…”
The UK Chart Hits 1960
They bring back memories of a smoky coffee bar in South Devon run by a Polish lady named Lil. Continue reading “The UK Chart Hits 1960”
Donald & Daisy.
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald said to Daisy ‘let’s have thex’. Continue reading “Donald & Daisy.”
The Bucket Seat.
Billy Wong, a long time fan of Easy Rider, thought that he had managed to put on hold his wife Suzie’s plea to trade in his motor cycle for a new 4×4. Even the arrival of the new baby, Fatty Wong had done nothing to change his mind. Instead, he invented the motor cycle Bucket Seat and now had dreams of becoming one of China’s new fast growing band of seriously rich executives. Continue reading “The Bucket Seat.”
Boadicea's Chariot 
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