I have just watched the film, ‘Black Swan’. What a completely crap, pretentious load of bollocks it was. That it won an Oscar for Natalie Portman baffles me. Except it didn’t, once I saw the names of the people involved in its making, at which point, I am afraid my worst tendencies came to the forefront. I am not a particular fan of Mel Gibson, especially following such films as Brave Heart and Patriot, but I think he and Charlie Sheen have a point.
People’s Poet, Roger McGough
I have for a long time enjoyed listening to ‘Poetry Please’ on Radio 4. I particularly love listening in the garden, whilst working on the borders in the Summer months, for example.
Not all the poetry is to my taste and a big chunk of it is ‘poetry learned at school’ as requested by members of the listening public – but it is all read so beautifully and there’s a wide choice, so get to hear poets and poems that I have haven’t yet read. There are numerous publications – I googled and discovered there’s now a CD which was released for an anniversary, which may just slip onto my Amazon Wish List!
‘Poetry Please’ is not currently on the schedules, (so I can’t send you to a ‘listen again’ link) but then presenter, Roger McGough, he of Lily the Pink and Scaffold fame, is busy taking on a new responsibility. Continue reading “People’s Poet, Roger McGough”
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Green test
From my weekend read, made me laugh, a couple of the questions / options are priceless.
Hidden meaning
Virgin TV has installed a device which warns viewers about unseemly words appearing in its programmes. A laudable aim, you might say. But the latest flags have appeared on Arsenal, canals and Dickens. Never Mind the Buzzcocks, too.
The potential for this is infinite – enough to make you titter, eh? Sorry, that’s censored.
A Merry Christmas to all Charioteers – from the Creek

Season’s greetings
I finished writing my snail mail Chrimbo cards over the weekend and would like to take this opportunity to wish my loyal Chariot reader a peaceful Christmas and a prosperous New Year. Continue reading “Season’s greetings”
Ode to Christmas
I made myself a snowman,
As perfect as can be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
So I let it sleep with me.
I made it some pyjamas
And a pillow for its head.
Last night the bastard vanished,
And pissed the f…ing bed!!
A Scottish romanance
A Scottish Romance A young Scottish lad Continue reading “A Scottish romanance”
December on the Death Star
I watched Robot Chicken Star Wars last night, that is some funny stuff right there. It reminded me of an old Xmas giggle I thought you might like.
Being a complete and utter Star Wars geek, I have taken the time to ‘shaggy dog’ it up a little, I make no apologies.
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are having a light sabre duel.



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