Couldn’t sleep laast night, and it wasn’t too cold 🙂
The Dancing Captain
Jazz might enjoy this one – seeing as how he sailed with this particular Captain!
One of the jobs we had with the company’s ‘big’ tugs was the towing around the UK of various high end specialist marine equipment, such as a floating sheerleg type crane which had an enormous lifting capability.
Aboard the ‘Afon Goch’ in them days we had a Master and a Towing Master – I think it was a nod to the Dutch, who had some influence with the company at the time.- and they could not have been further removed from each other. One (Towing Master) was a young bloke who was well liked by the crews as he was also a Master in his own right and apart from being a superb ship handler, was also a really nice guy. The Master, on the other hand, was an ancient Scotsman who had done all of his time in towage and salvage – firstly in the Royal Navy and then later out in the Far East with Hong Kong Towage and Salvage and Selco. Knew his stuff – but was a real old curmudgeon. Continue reading “The Dancing Captain”
Robbie Williams’ Fan Club
I’m thrilled to bits to learn that Robbie Williams’ Fan Club has been visititing my post.
But how about Robbie?
Has the great Robster also popped by to learn about his canine namesake? I believe he is a dog lover. Maybe he’d like to meet the little fellow.
Robbie, if you read this, give us a sign. And if you like, I’ll try to broker a meeting between you and the champagne-coated one.
Gardening therapy
I have spent a couple of hours in the sunshine, wrapped up against the cold wind, listening to the radio, and tidying the front garden. How therapeutic! The drive is swept and the brown bin full of twigs, leaves and the seed-heads of various plants. I have trimmed the Nellie Moser and the tips of the bay tree which were nipped by the frost. Evidence of Spring is bursting forth. Sedum shoots tightly packed, furry magnolia buds – in fact buds on most things; bulbs pushing through. Marvellous. My mood has improved by an immeasurable quantity.
In the back garden the lawn is scattered with snow drops (in the deep shade of the yew hedge) and various crocus and anonites among the tussocky grass and under the trampoline.
A cheery deliver of my Ocado groceries complained of the cold.
“More snow in its way, I wouldn’t be surprised,” he said.
Play with the lovely Christine

The lovely Christine Bleakley, co-presenter of the BBC’s One Show, is going to attempt to water-ski across the English Channel next month as part of a Sport Relief sponsored challenge. I wish her good luck, but so far, her progress looks less than promising, made worse by the fact she could not practice for three weeks because the lake she practised on was frozen.
There is an addictive water skiing game that has appeared on the site, so I thought you might like to have a go at it. I have so far made the grade to “Rubbish”!
On This Day – 4th March 1975

On the 4th of March 1975 Charles Spencer Chaplin was knighted, he was 85. Wiki claims that the honour had first been proposed in 1931, and again in 1956, when it was vetoed after a Foreign Office report expressed concerns about Chaplin’s communist views and his moral behaviour in marrying two 16 year girls; it was felt that honouring him would damage both the reputation of the British honours system and relations with the United States.
Charlie was born on 16 April 1889, in Walworth, London. His parents were both entertainers. His father, Charles Spencer Chaplin Sr and Hannah Harriet Hill, both singers and actors, were married at St John the Evangelist, Walworth in June 1885. The couple had separated by the time Charlie was three. The 1891 census shows Hannah living in three rooms at 94 Barlow Street, Walworth with her two children: Sydney S.H, aged 6, and Charles, aged 2. Apparently Charlie’s mother moved around a great deal in and around Kennington Road, Lambeth. His father was an alcoholic and had little contact with his son, though Charlie lived with him and his mistress, Louise, briefly while their mentally ill mother was in asylum in Coulsdon. Louise sent Charlie to Archbishop Temples Boys School. Charles Chaplin Senior died in 1901, and Charlie was then, more or less on his own – and didn’t he do well!
Biker Chaps in Mime.
A recent post by Cyanide Bunny here and the thread that followed reminded me of a Foreign Mime I was involved in a few years ago, I was in Egypt and in a street of leather garment makers. On a whim I decided this would be a good place to buy a pair of leather motorcycle chaps (just like horse riding chaps and worn to protect your legs). I started to try to describe and mime what I wanted but with no success, I went back to my hotel and chose my least loved pair of jeans and with the nail scissors cut them down to a set of chaps, just two legs joined by a waistband, no body and the legs split up the sides so as to be closed with snaps. Taking this pattern back to the vendor I showed him what I wanted, in black leather. After turning the pattern over in his hands for a few minutes he looked up to me with a big smile on his face and said “Ah! Is for your wife, Yes?” “Well no” I said “is for me” “No, no” he replied “You not ladyboy, is for your wife, yes?” Finally I agreed “Is for my wife” “Good, good, tomorrow” he said, when I returned, no chaps were to be seen and I was told with some difficulty that they had been seen hanging in the store and been bought by another American, “for his wife, yes” next day I had my own pair and noticed that another pair were hanging there also, waiting for the next American deviant to purchase. They may be there still, it was only twenty years ago.
Where was I?
You can say bye bye to the question and the little game. Apparently, computer geeks , came up with a new product:
It’s a reverse photo engine. Means you “show” the picture it gives you information.
“TinEye is a reverse image search engine. You can submit an image to TinEye to find out where it came from, how it is being used, if modified versions of the image exist, or to find higher resolution versions. TinEye is the first image search engine on the web to use image identification technology rather than keywords, metadata or watermarks.”
And today I have heard something similar for the people photo search. Retrieving data including phone and address of the person in the photo.
After the game, now you can say bye bye to privacy.
Of old ghosts and goodbyes
A reflection on days long gone.
I never really got used to saying goodbye when I was at sea. It’s part and parcel of the path you choose and yet was something I had to get used to. I have known men who never did get used to it and who, as a result, did some pretty silly things in the belief that it would somehow make it all OK. Me? I just thought it could never be just OK; It was what it was. Continue reading “Of old ghosts and goodbyes”
Australia is as close as Yorkshire
When I was a nipper my folks took me and my sister on a holiday to Whitby in Yorkshire to visit my Dad’s brother who ran a pub there. We set of for Victoria coach station at sparrows fart and boarded the motor coach that took us part way. This took the best part of the day, no Mways and town bypasses then, we just jogged along in the traffic. We then boarded a train which again only took us part way and one thing I remember was the fact that this train changed gear, it must have been one of the first local diesels to go into operation and was really a bus that ran on railway tracks. By the time we got onto the local bus it had been dark for a long, long time and well past me and my siters bedtime. We yawned ourselves stupid in an heroic effort to keep awake as we did not wish to miss any sightings of the strange people that lived this far north from our home in South West London. We finally pulled into Whitby at around midnight and were given a cup of hot milk before being whisked between crisp white sheets and bed.
The whole journey had taken about nineteen hours door to door and that is why I say that with todays aircraft it is possible to travel from the UK to Australia in about twenty four hours, which in my book and real time, makes Sydney almost as close as Whitby in Yorkshire.

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