A preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” Continue reading “A prayer for Leroy”
Author: tocino
British Army Answer phone.
Old but funny. Or it may be to some? Continue reading “British Army Answer phone.”
Old Contemptible
I was showing my mate some of my Grandfather’s mementoes in his living room, not long after he had passed away. Continue reading “Old Contemptible”
If Starwars was filmed in Manchester!
Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he’d only be about 5ft tall, from Hatersley and called “Dazza”. He’d have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of drink and invariably sport a Man City shirt from 4 seasons past and tracksuit pants. Continue reading “If Starwars was filmed in Manchester!”
Confession
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been wit a loose girl.’ Continue reading “Confession”
Is it just me?
Do you think Gaddafi is using the same plastic surgeon as Mickey Rourke? Continue reading “Is it just me?”
Doctor, I have a problem….
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Continue reading “Doctor, I have a problem….”
For the night shift.
I remember hearing this about a hundred years ago but for the life of can’t remember who sang it originally. Continue reading “For the night shift.”
Lost In Translation
In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for “Water Closet”. Continue reading “Lost In Translation”
Hi Bravo
Not sure where you are these days. I posted this comment on Araminta’s blog. Continue reading “Hi Bravo”
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