Murphy’s Lesser-Known Laws

  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
  7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
  8. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
  9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Rugby – Six Nations

A good afternoon of rugby on BBC today.

The minnows Italy, punished a lackluster France 22 – 21. Good for them, they very nearly beat both Ireland and Wales as well.

Wales managed to get rid of their jinx about playing Ireland in Wales and managed a win, 19 – 13 albeit, with the help from a useless South African Ref and an equally useless Linesman. Wales will not have a problem accepting their decisions. 🙂