Murphy’s Lesser-Known Laws

  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
  7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
  8. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
  9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

9 thoughts on “Murphy’s Lesser-Known Laws”

  1. Cuprum – just a little bit of HTML I found. I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you as I need it to wish our Charioteers-in-Chief and other Antipodean friends a Happy Australia Day next year. 😀

    OZ

  2. ¿uo ʍou ɯɹoɟ sʇsod pɐǝɹ oʇ spɐǝɥ ɹno uo puɐʇs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ƃuıoƃ llɐ ǝʍ ǝɹɐ

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