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Looting and theft.

Everyone is at it now. Bloody good job it wasn’t a Blackbird. A few bleeding hearts would be up in arms if it had been.

For John Mackie

I thought that you may like this. I did. 🙂

For all the Sweaty Socks

‘Dinna fesh yersen’ Continue reading “For all the Sweaty Socks”

Who’s a pretty boy then.

It must be true love if Liz Hurley can turn the Aussie hard man of cricket, Shane Warne from this:- Continue reading “Who’s a pretty boy then.”

Haunting music. Great TV series.

The Weather

The UK weather has converted to Islam … Continue reading “The Weather”

I like this advert

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Friday Humour

The taxman cometh

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the rabbi, and said, ‘I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?’ Continue reading “Friday Humour”

Only on eBay

I found this on eBay and thought it very funny. Read the comments as well.

🙂

The tattoo

My mate went to get a tattoo of an indian warrior on his back the other day. Half way through he said “Don’t forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand”. Continue reading “The tattoo”