A pal of mine has recently received permission to install limited payout machines in her bar, this is the sign that the operator stuck on her wall this afternoon …

A pal of mine has recently received permission to install limited payout machines in her bar, this is the sign that the operator stuck on her wall this afternoon …

All from parentsshouldnttext .com there’s hundreds of them, here’s a small selection.

For those of you who, like me joined MyT late 2008 or after, you’ll have missed John Mackie’s holiday blogs the first time they were posted.
So treat yourselves. Click on the link to his blog, and if you don’t soon find yourself chuckling, seek medical attention. Think Bill Bryson, but with a depracating Scottish (or should that be Scots?) tone and fine comic writing.
Anyone coming past Das Boot last night or tonight would have seen me laughing until I cried. I must have looked a bit like the mad woman in Jane Eyre . With shorter hair. And funkier pyjamas. Oh and I haven’t set fire to anything.
Then come back here and tell me I’m right.