
Saturday Caption Competition



It’s Football Friday today, in fact every Friday for the last couple of months and the next couple have been unofficially designated as Football Friday.
My first recollection of Football Friday was probably January, I recall a female talk show host on Radio SAFM suggesting that people wear football shirts on Fridays in anticipation of the World Cup, almost everybody is doing it!
Wherever you go, Banks, Bars, Bakeries, Bottle stores, staff and customers are wearing sports shirts. Management and cleaners, teachers and pupils, you name it you will find people in sports tops or T shirts.
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Whenever you park you car in South Africa nine times out of ten you will be approached by a car guard / parking attendant. It’s a form of begging.
As you alight your motor vehicle you’ll be asked ‘watch the car sir?’ There is no need to enter into conversation with them a simple nod of the head as you lock the car and march off to your destination will suffice.
So what function do they perform I hear you ask, the answer is many!
‘Guarding’ the car isn’t really one of them but if they know where you are (which shop) they will call you if something untoward happens, I parked up on a pavement recently and while enjoying lunch a traffic officer started to write a ticket, I was called, went and spoke to the chap and escaped a fine!
They point out empty bays in streets and car parks saves a lot of pointless driving around.
If it’s a difficult bay to get in or out of (if your vision is blocked by that 4×4 parked next to you) they offer help and directions.
They feed the meters if they see a warden, I haven’t put a cent into a Continue reading “Car Guards”
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This picture graced the front page of my local daily this morning, I thought that I’d share.

100 days to go !
Are we ready, are we heck. The opening match is scheduled for June 11, just 100 days from today Continue reading “100 Days to go”

‘Residents up in arms over Aussie invasion’, read the headline in yesterday’s Sunday Times.
Apparently the good people of Durban (well at least one of them, maybe two) are concerned that an invasion of sorts is on the cards.

There are approximately 3million tickets on offer for this years Football World Cup to be held in South Africa during June and July.
Having already sold two thirds of them must surely be a feather in the cap for the organisers. I of course have applied for 14 of them