One of the names of each of these people begins with ‘J’
Something worked!
The Cuartels are the real Cartels
Just a bit of trivia for you guys!
Last Thursday night and Friday morning in Mexico saw a string of drug related murders, 85 people in total were left dead on the streets of a Mexican town. Continue reading “The Cuartels are the real Cartels”
Whacko of the Week
The BBC.
The BBC has ignored pleas for public sector pay restraint with a multimillion-pound offer to boost the salaries of more than 13,000 workers. Times story
Simple solution. Cut the licence fee – or abolish it altogether and make all these lovies earn their money in the real world like the rest of us.
New Top Gear
Does this offend you?
HOW MOSES GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
God went to the Arabs and said,
‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’
The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’
‘Can you give us an example?’
‘Thou shall not kill.’
‘Not kill?
We’re not interested.’
So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘honour thy Father and Mother.’
‘Father?
We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.’
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The Mexicans also wanted an example,
And the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’
‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’
Then He went to the French and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’
‘Not commit adultery?
We’re not interested.’
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’
‘They’re free.’
‘We’ll take 10.’
There, that should offend just about everybody!!
Super Short Story.
It is not a secret that most satellite altitudes should be at least 200 ft above sea level. Continue reading “Super Short Story.”
A new take on Mozart
Victor Borge
Short Story: Global Warming- a lesson.
Global Warming; a lesson.
So, Bea decided, it was actually happening!
What to do?
Now Bea, not a scientist or a particularly sharp cookie, had made up her mind. She was not entirely convinced, but given an element of doubt, she decided to err on the side of caution.
Popocatapetl in the sunlight gleams
When I was but thirteen or so
I went into a golden land,
Chimborazo, Cotopaxi
Took me by the hand.
“It will be out secret”, said the priest. “I want you to promise not to tell anybody, not even your mother. Nobody must know?”
Antonio sat silently, on the edge of the bed looking down at his feet, brushing away a tear from his eye.
The priest placed his hand on the boy’s shoulder and gave it a squeeze.
“Promise me?”
“I promise, Father”, said the boy.
“There’s a good lad. Here, let me dry your tears away. You don’t want anybody to see you have been crying.” He reached for a handkerchief and wiped Antonio’s eyes.
“Go back to your own bed now and get some sleep. You will fee better in the morning.”
“I am not crying because of the pain,” said the boy.
“I know. Continue reading “Popocatapetl in the sunlight gleams”

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