Rangers

McEwans Export is probably the best buy in beer, though that’s only a localised opinion. Having resurfaced after drinking a league of this brew I can honestly say nowhere else in the world is a goal celebrated with more joy than when scored against the anti-Christs. Then again, for all I know, maybe the rugbyistas go mental when a try is achieved. After all, it is a rarity.

Damn, this is a great country!

This morning I  went to the Benefits Office to sign my dogs up for welfare.  At first the lady  said, “Dogs  are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to  her that my dogs are  mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak  English and have no frigging clue  who their Dads are.  They expect me to feed  them, provide them with housing  and medical care.
 
So she looked in her policy book  to see what it takes to qualify.

My  dogs get their first cheques next Friday.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Ooh it makes my blood boil.

Manchester yet again I notice. Two lawless scumbags enter a home without the permission/knowledge of the owner with a view to picking up a few choice items for ‘recycling’. According to the news this morning they were both carrying knives.

Linky thing.

Chances of reoffending, Zero. Result!

Naturally the owner took issue with their choice of boutique and remonstrated to such a degree that one of the sub human, oxygen thieves received a knife wound which proved fatal. To quote the Sgt Major (It Ain’t ‘Alf Hot Mum), “Oh dear, what a shame, never mind!”.

The homeowner is now bailed before a hearing in mid October and faces possible charges of murder. Hopefully a similar verdict will be given to the recent cases and he will be cleared of any wrongdoing. Personally I think he should be awarded the keys to the city, a big, bugger off medal and an open top bus tour in his honour. That isn’t what is gripping my exhaust.

Continue reading “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

Dare One Hope?

This article in the DT seems to give hope to those who would like to see the UK out of the political union with EUSSR.

As one of those who was conned into voting to remain in the Common Market by promises that there was no hidden political agenda, I have been appalled by the fact that my vote has allowed, as this article says, the EU to become a kind of occupying force in the country of my birth.

As to the Chief Secretary to the Treasury’s comment:

Sadly, Eurosceptics on left and right fail to understand Winston Churchill’s central insight that sharing sovereignty strengthens influence and isolation weakens us.

Winnie must have been turning in his grave like a whirlwind during the last few decades while modern-day politicians have given away what he, and so many others, fought to retain… the sovereignty of the UK.

You could not make it up….

To use the age-old cliché “You could not make it up”, it turns out that some windfarm owners were paid for NOT producing electricty when the wind was very strong the other day, at the tail end of Hurricane Katia.

It turns out that too much would be produced and it would overload the National Grid! All new windfarms should be disallowed unless those proposing them can prove that the machines will produce energy whenever the wind blows AND that energy can be stored for later use. This can be done with electrolysis of water to produce hydrogen, or pumping water uphill as at Electric Mountain. Llanberis.

Time to form the Don Quixote Society!

Embarrassing, unintelligent rabble

No, not my opinion, for I know nothing of Rugby Union – or of Rugby of any flavour, come to that.   But in pursuit of Cuprum‘s vehement assertions, I have diligently perused the Australian media and distilled their informed views – which include the hindsight realisations of both the Wallabies captain and coach – into my headline.

Rather than attempting to understand the finer points of the articles and to précis their wisdom – a course of action that would be highly unwise for a Rugby rabbit – I present my evidence as links –

So whichever way you look at it – sorry Cuprum, but you were wrong.   In spades.
We was wubbish! 😥