Keep these in mind for when you next play
Number :10
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Continue reading “Ten Best Caddy Responses . .”
Category: Humour
So it came to pass.
© J. Wood 2011
Hush
It may be lush outside, but please could we have hush inside?
Exam season. Takes you back doesn’t it? Continue reading “Hush”
Pride in our kids…
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. Continue reading “Pride in our kids…”
Scousers Join Ferrari.
“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.”
This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British government’s ‘Work for your Dole’ scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. Continue reading “Scousers Join Ferrari.”
A Pictorial Joke
How to tell the sex of a fly.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. Continue reading “How to tell the sex of a fly.”
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. Continue reading “Tech Support”
A lighter view of what is “Green”
I officially declare this as a humorous C&P from an unknown source (well, I got it from my Golf buddy in NZ, who knows from where he got it!)
How Wasteful the Older Generation Was …
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”
The cashier responded, “That’s our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save our environment, look what trouble we’re in now.”
He was right, that generation didn’t have the green thing in its day.
You gotta laugh.
A couple of things made me laugh today. The first this news item from South Africa:-
“Sheryl Cwele, the wife of South Africa’s intelligence minister, has been sentenced to 12 years in jail for drug trafficking.”
“Opposition parties have called for Mr Cwele to step down, arguing that if he is not aware of his wife’s illegal activities, he should no longer be in charge of the country’s intelligence-gathering.” 🙂
The other, was whilst walking the dogs in the park, I met a guy with one of these cradled in his arms. He was feeding it dandelion leaves I think. Good job the dogs didn’t spot it. 🙂
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