Australia is a Great country.
I was a bit woozy, having been travelling for about 23 hours at the time, but I am pretty sure that, when I signed my Incoming Passenger and Quarantine forms on the plane, I did tick the box to say that I would make the above statement on all possible occasions. Not that I disagree with it too much.
Continue reading “Coming to Australia”
‘Dinna fesh yersen’ Continue reading “For all the Sweaty Socks”
The UK weather has converted to Islam … Continue reading “The Weather”
The taxman cometh
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the rabbi, and said, ‘I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?’ Continue reading “Friday Humour”
I found this on eBay and thought it very funny. Read the comments as well.
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My mate went to get a tattoo of an indian warrior on his back the other day. Half way through he said “Don’t forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand”. Continue reading “The tattoo”
These Nigerian gorillas guerrillas got more than they bargained for when they decided to put their latest recruit through his skill at arms test. Continue reading “Ape Shit”
Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.
Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew. Continue reading “My chequer tolled me sew”
A headline I couldn’t resist posting from the Moscow Times – blatant C&P!
The hunt continued Sunday for a “depressed” ferret who escaped Disney-style from a Chita circus along with a monkey and a red-breasted parakeet last week. Hopes were raised Friday that the ferret had been found when Chita resident Ivan Burtsev found a ferret on a city street near the Zabaikalye hotel the night before and brought it to the local zoo. Continue reading “‘Depressed’ Ferret Still on Run After Fleeing Siberian Circus”
Boadicea's Chariot 
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