I knew nothing good would come out of playing “I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet” for the 50th time tonight!
Mr Jones, that must be one helll of a hot tub that you have ordered!
Darling, I have an idea how you could get that hole in one that you have always dreamed of.
Darling, can you back the car out for me? I’m in a hurry.
When I said it needed weeding….
I told I’d make room for your mother’s junk…..
Russia claims success in first Syrian air strike.
😀😀
It was a bit of a damp squid when Jeremy finally raised the courage to press the button!
Hahaha! Yes! 😃
Don’t look now, but Fido’s been digging for that bone again.
Mummy, mummy, where did you say you’d hidden the spare keys?
I know you would love to live in Australia, dear, but surely there are easier ways?
😎
Papaguinea: Under the flower pot in the front garden my dear.
Mummy, mummy, where is the ladder?
Not only VW. The depths that some people will sink to is unbelievable.
Er, hello. Is that the pest dept.? Well…..you remember we had a chat last week about moles in my garden?
Darling, you forgot to dilute the lawn-feed concentrate again!
OZ
OZ, your presence indicates that yet again the temperature chez toi has fallen below 25 C. Come on in, there’s always a warm feeling on the Chariot! 😎
Thank you, Janus, I might well do that. It’s more that all the summer complaints have departed chez elles and rain is forecast for tomorrow. I might do a post on wot I did during the summer, just to get back in the groove and bore the pants off my cherished reader. What’s wrong with battleships anyway?
OZ
Oz: nice to see you again. We await your post with bated breath!
Who was it who thought it was a cooking term, basted breasts? 🐓
Hello Mum. Hello Dad. How’s Spain?
Er, did YOU know you’re not supposed to mix bleach with other toilet cleaners?
Boadicea's Chariot 
The council are looking into it.
I knew nothing good would come out of playing “I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet” for the 50th time tonight!
Mr Jones, that must be one helll of a hot tub that you have ordered!
Darling, I have an idea how you could get that hole in one that you have always dreamed of.
Darling, can you back the car out for me? I’m in a hurry.
When I said it needed weeding….
I told I’d make room for your mother’s junk…..
Russia claims success in first Syrian air strike.
😀😀
It was a bit of a damp squid when Jeremy finally raised the courage to press the button!
Hahaha! Yes! 😃
Don’t look now, but Fido’s been digging for that bone again.
Mummy, mummy, where did you say you’d hidden the spare keys?
I know you would love to live in Australia, dear, but surely there are easier ways?
😎
Papaguinea: Under the flower pot in the front garden my dear.
Mummy, mummy, where is the ladder?
Not only VW. The depths that some people will sink to is unbelievable.
Er, hello. Is that the pest dept.? Well…..you remember we had a chat last week about moles in my garden?
Darling, you forgot to dilute the lawn-feed concentrate again!
OZ
OZ, your presence indicates that yet again the temperature chez toi has fallen below 25 C. Come on in, there’s always a warm feeling on the Chariot! 😎
Thank you, Janus, I might well do that. It’s more that all the summer complaints have departed chez elles and rain is forecast for tomorrow. I might do a post on wot I did during the summer, just to get back in the groove and bore the pants off my cherished reader. What’s wrong with battleships anyway?
OZ
Oz: nice to see you again. We await your post with bated breath!
Who was it who thought it was a cooking term, basted breasts? 🐓
Hello Mum. Hello Dad. How’s Spain?
Er, did YOU know you’re not supposed to mix bleach with other toilet cleaners?