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Another of my loony tunes for the July competition

Happiness is a pint of beer

Happiness is a pint of beer
Although drinking it makes you feel queer
How can one possibly fail
To like the taste of the golden ale?

Is the glass of beer half full
As some will ask as you take a pull
Or is that glass half empty
As some of the others will imply?

The answer to that is so simple
It makes your smile show us your dimple
If you are drinking from the glass
It is half empty, since you ask.

Happiness is a pint of beer
Drinking it drives away all fear
The only time you may regret it
Is when you wake feeling very fetid!

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  1. July 5, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    Brilliant ! I can see why you have the handle including Genius
    Made me laugh. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Four-eyed English Genius
    July 5, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    Thanks, Gazoopi, but I cannot claim to be a real genius. The handle is derived from the opposite of Jeremy Clarkson’s description of Gordon Brown! ๐Ÿ™‚

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