Car trouble

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, ‘What’s the story?’

He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’

She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’

Author: zenrules

64,MS,wheelchair,angry

4 thoughts on “Car trouble”

  1. Talking about mechanics, have you heard this one?

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop..

    The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”

    The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

    “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic…
    “Try doing it with the engine running.”

  2. Is this the same blonde who insisted she needed ‘710’ for her engine and had everyone stumped until the mechanic turned the cap 180 degrees?

    OZ

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