For Donald…he’s not the only prophet of doom!

As a firm believer in anything to do with the end of the world and a confirmed disciple of the great wisdom of ‘our Donald’, I was astonished to find someone else predicting the end of the world…again!

Apparently we have until 6pm on the 21st May to tell our loved ones all our inner most thoughts. Anyone know why the numbers 5, 10 and 17 are particularly holy? This prophet seems to be profiting quite nicely out of this “end of the world is nigh” malarkey without having to resort to selling bottles of air or water!

He has been wrong before though….just like Donald! I still believe in you Donald, I won’t defect to his cult πŸ˜€

And for a change, not a BBC link from me! Fantasy, sorry, Story link here

Several stops short of Upminster as I say to many of the people I see at work. (Barking…for those that don’t know the Underground map!)

33 thoughts on “For Donald…he’s not the only prophet of doom!”

  1. Darn it, Cuprum! I was doing alright as the “secret” prophet of doom, now you have outed me πŸ™‚

    Here is a small truth regarding the numbers!

    According to revelation 11 …. you have to take a measuring reed and measure the “Temple/House” of God and its “Altar” and those who have worshiped therein.

    The Temple/House of God measures as 12756 (my birthday) πŸ™‚

    Those numbers when written in “roman numerals” give you the name of the Angel of Fire and Guardian of the Gates of Heaven, (the Helper) who announces the beginning of the end of days. I’ll save you the trouble, his name is “Donulvi”

    The Altar is the Moon and only 12 men have ever worshiped there.

    So the numbers 5, 10, and 17 are only there because some ignoramus didn’t understand the revelation and measured everything wrong.

    Now get a ruler and start measuring πŸ™‚

  2. Ah, Revelations! In that case, it must be true!

    I thought Donulvi was a character in The Godfather? πŸ˜€ (btw, I make 12756 as XIIVIILVI)

    But in the meantime, I’m measuring!

  3. 13:18 Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is six hundred sixty-six.

  4. Load of nutters here have bill boards up with the end of the world etc etc.
    Well, just fine, as long as the wogs go first!

  5. You people need to get on with the times, gain some understanding …. it is OK to deny and make fun of others, it is even ok to insult a wog or two when you have no other way to explain the truth as it really is … but

    I hope for your souls that Jesus has a forgiving temperament 😦

  6. Don’t worry Donald. God, if she exists, has a great sense of humour.
    Just look at some of the daft buggers she created! πŸ˜€

  7. My stir didn’t work, I was hoping for dozens of bloggers to come to the blog begging for forgiveness!

    Especially “Bravo” πŸ™‚

  8. Donald :

    My stir didn’t work, I was hoping for dozens of bloggers to come to the blog begging for forgiveness!

    Especially β€œBravo” :-)

    No chance – there are some firmly convinced atheists here, at least one agnostic and the rest are all confirmed in their own particular faith.

    No converts for you here, I’m afraid! πŸ™‚

  9. Maybe I should become one of them “pioneers” and go to Pakistan with a cleanly shaved face and a gideon’s bible in hand; I’m sure once I tell them I’m Australian they will come down from the mountains in their droves in order to hear my preachings πŸ™‚

    😦

  10. If may 21st is the end of the world will it be GMT time? because if that is the case some of the world will already be on 22nd May so have escaped the catastrophe.

  11. I’ll be very annoyed if the world ends on May 21st. We have a booking for afternoon tea at a local hotel along with son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter on 22nd – and it’s the Barcelona Grand Prix. Sorry, Lord, can you make it another day, please?

  12. Well if it’s a flood of biblical proportians, MrsOMG and me are starting a Baltic cruise on the 21st so yah boo!

  13. ricksrant :

    If may 21st is the end of the world will it be GMT time? because if that is the case some of the world will already be on 22nd May so have escaped the catastrophe.

    sheona :

    Sorry, Lord, can you make it another day, please?

    Those is Heathen comments … shame on you 😦

    πŸ™‚

  14. OMG – Escaping from floods is allowable under christian prophesy …. I shall ask God to hold back until your safe return … good luck to you and your missus, enjoy your holiday. πŸ™‚

  15. Thank you Donald but don’t change the dates on our account, go right ahead with the 21st.

  16. It had better not be the end of the world then. We have just booked to stay for a few days in Bath in July. It is a city I have been to a few times, but Mrs FEEG never has.

    BTW, it occurs to me that all this fiddling with numbers does not take into account any other number bas. For instance, if men had only four digits on each hand rather than five, then the binary system and digital computers would probably have been developed earlier πŸ™‚

  17. FEEG – For a few hundred dollars I can pull some strings and stretch the end of the world until next year! Interested? πŸ™‚

  18. Can we have some certainty here please, I want a definite date for the end of the world so I can run up a huge credit card bill in one final party.

  19. christophertrier :

    Bearsy: I’ve always thought that it would be quite amusing if, when we die, we stand before God and find out that she’s really a black woman.

    And why do you think god is white male?

    All the paintings of Christ show him as a pale skinned blonde man with blue eyes. From a Jewish family in the middle east? I think not.

    The reason we take god as a man is because of the Jewish old testament and Rabbi’s that were male, as for white, well all the teachers since Christ were white.

    God could be an amorphous blob or a tulip, now that would be fun “all hail the tulip” πŸ˜‰

  20. I’m completely flabbergasted that anyone could believe tripe such as this.

    I thought the end of the world was supposed to be coming in 2012.

  21. LOL Heard this from elsewhere. Unbelievable, isn’t it? No Sunday services scheduled for this week, then. πŸ™‚ I fear disappointment will be widespread.

  22. If the world don’t end on the 21st of May, or the 3rd of June or the 8th of June or the 18th of June or ….. I shall be called “The Prophet of Bullshit” 😦

    IT CANNOT BE!!!!! I best find something else to prophesy about just in case. 😦

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