A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. Continue reading “What is a 710?”
Matt – brilliant as usual!
Today’s giggle

One ditto at a time
There is an extremely small word that Lb for Lb could be the strongest in the written form of the English language. This word is ditto. Nobody ever writes ditto. Ditto is one of the least written words in our vocabulary. Little ditto has a symbol and the symbol is “. Ditto, of course, means to repeat. “ is a great thing to have up your sleeve if you can’t be bothered writing out “stayed in and watched TV” in your diary entry day after day. That five word sentence could be written in shorthand with five dittos. Ditto is also very simple to write being as it is a small downwards (or upwards, if you’re the glass half-full kind of person) two marks on the paper. Continue reading “One ditto at a time”
Who was Jesus?
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: Continue reading “Who was Jesus?”
Well done, Australia!
A great match.
Aunt Lisl comes to stay
He was the sole occupant, his left hand grasping the remains of a pint that was resting on a small copper-topped table, its polished surface weakly reflecting the evening sun through a puddle of what looked like blood, but was probably only Campari. The key was placed carefully away from these dregs, lying half concealed by his leather driving gloves. Nobody wears them any more, but in the early sixties they were still an accessory to be admired, an indication of a certain wealth, or at least of breeding, in the owner.
I had followed his instructions to the letter, turning left off the A3 at the Malden roundabout, and heading south towards Worcester Park. His directions had been accurate, The Plough coming into view on the right almost immediately after I had passed under the railway bridge. I had pulled across the traffic into the car park and rushed into the bar. Mine host had looked up expectantly, but I had already seen what had to be the Snug; a small room half-hidden behind the fireplace. Progress has since replaced it by a modern extension of the restaurant, but in those days it was a lovingly preserved adjunct to the old building, roughly built from local stone, with two tiny windows and ancient wooden bench seats, now comfortably covered with deep red cushions. Continue reading “Aunt Lisl comes to stay”
RWC – finals weekend

The finals weekend is upon us.
Lots of ups and downs, The Boks were dismissed early, The Irish looked as though they could go all the way, The English, well what can one add about the English, crucified by their press for perhaps not much more than most of us have done on tour.
The Argies were magnificent and fought above their weight once again and Scotland, well what can one say, I blame the bagpipe ban!
So, onto the bronze medal match tomorrow and then the final on Sunday….
Australia 21 – Wales 22
New Zealand 29 – France 9
Theses aren’t my predictions but would you believe Continue reading “RWC – finals weekend”
Imagine… The truth
Over the weekend we visited Great Dixter house and gardens near Northiam, Rye Sussex. The house was built in 1457 and was recently owned by Christopher Lloyd (gardener)
The gardens were magnificent, though now at the end of the year but still worth a visit. (photos) Continue reading “Imagine… The truth”
Unusual Visitor
It’s been raining here for a few days, this morning it was sunny and warm. I noticed that the overnight geese were staying in the creek and took the camera to try to get some pictures. The geese are wiley creatures and always have “sentries” stationed around the outside of the group keeping their heads up while the others sleep or feed, anyway they saw me and all swam off over to the other side of the creek, leaving me only with another shot of the boat and some “specks”. Then camera in hand I spotted this guy on the floating dock.

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