Rummaging through a drawer this morning I came across these, thought that I’d share.
S.A. Christmas Cards
Category: Humour
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Go on, let’s hear all those terrible jokes you had in the works dinner Christmas crackers…..
Child Support Forms
Just sharing something received from a friend….
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” or putting it another way…. Who’s your Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms and exhibit sometimes startling sincerity. 🙂 Continue reading “Child Support Forms”
Black and white: A Christmas Story
“Sorry, Old Girl” said the Major, as his wife glared at him over the top of her reading glasses. It’s true though, he thought to himself. The seasonal covering of snow made them easier to spot, they stood out like sore thumbs. She was glad when it thawed but there was more on the way. The Major always loved snow on Christmas Day. On his short walk to the doctor’s surgery he had spotted three of them. They are taking over, can’t move a bloody inch without falling over one. Send them all back home where they belong. Can’t be doing with this he thought; they’ll be breeding like rabbits and taking over the country.
New clothes
Oh, how I hate clothes shopping. (I know this is unusual, but I really do.)
I go into town with an idea of what I may be after, but never find it. So this made me smile when it arrived in an email today.
Nothing
“Nothing will come of nothing”
I was reminded of the above quote this morning and subsequently a poster my brother had on his bedroom wall, it read-
“Oh, to do nothing all day
then come home and RELAX”
I remember the poster making my father very very angry 🙂
What reminded me you ask?
What’s that in Old Money?
Another quiz to keep you going… Continue reading “What’s that in Old Money?”
Short Quiz
So you’ve been shopping and you’re tired already of all those synthesized versions of Christmas Carols?
But how many could you identify by the initials of each word of their first lines? Continue reading “Short Quiz”
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What I did in Paris – 1984 Part 1
I am now in severe displacement mode as I watch the clock tick away the seconds until the first ball is bowled at the Gabba.
So, to while the time away, I’ve been thinking about  great sporting events at which I have been present. For some reason, I’m  remembering 1984 and Heart of Midlothian’s first excursion into Europe for many a long year.  We were drawn against Paris St Germain, playing them away in the first leg and I was not going to miss a chance to visit one of the most magical cities in the world for yet another time. Continue reading “What I did in Paris – 1984 Part 1”
Boadicea's Chariot 
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