The Coasters – Poison Ivy
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More from the Master
“She stopped the show – but then the show wasn’t traveling very fast.”
Noel Coward
Goodnight everyone, sleep well.
The first murder
Our lunch time news is full of it.
Those of you following the ‘Cape Town Honeymoon Murder’ case may recall that Barrister Ben Watson representing our lot told the court that Tongo (the taxi driver) had been told that this wasn’t the first time that the millionaire from Bristol had arranged a hijacking and killing.
In 2007 Dr. Pox Raghavjee was hijacked, murdered in his car and left outside a sports stadium near King Williams Town.
What baffled police at the time was that his wallet and other personal possessions (including his mobile phone) were left at the scene.
What’s the connection? The wife is a personal friend of the Dewani family and it was Dr. Pox Raghavjee’s widow (Heather Raghavjee) who drove to Cape Town the morning after the brutal killing of Anni to comfort the husband.
Heather Raghavjee is unfortunately out of the country at the moment so police are unable to move forward!
The good ones always come back
Ben E. King – Save The Last Dance For Me
Time you had a bit of African Culture: Angelique Kidjo sings Mallaika
The monkey got bail
“Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat
clap hands”…etc
Anybody heard from Max lately?
The monkey is not considered a flight risk, we’ll wait for the British justice system to run it’s course.
More from the Master – 1
“I should love to perform “There Are Fairies in the Bottom of My Garden” (Bea Lillie’s signature song), but I don’t dare. It might come out “There Are Fairies in the Garden of My Bottom.”
Noel Coward
Goodnight everyone, sleep well.
How to convince people…
Sweet little girl!
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says.
A little girl raises her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
‘Well’, she began, ‘I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!’
‘That must’ve been scary,’ said the teacher.
‘It sure was,’ said the little girl.
‘My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,” but
before she could say “Fuck!,” The bloody Rottweiler ate her!’
Anyone know her?
I cannot put my thoughts about this ‘person’ on this page so I’ll just let her actions speak for themselves. I’m not even going to label her a student or an anarchist, quite frankly I don’t give a damn what she does. But I would like someone to be able to identify her, I would like her to see this image and then sweat and shudder in fear of what retribution may fall on her pretty little head.
Someone clever may be able to enlarge her face on here, if you can, please do.
Boadicea's Chariot 
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