Another extradition

Breaking news

Anticipating a change of heart in the British judiciary the South African government have this morning dispatched its last remaining serviceable aircraft to London to collect a long sought after fugitive.

Nicknamed the Dewani Dakota it left Swartkops airforce base early this morning.

When asked what prompted the sudden reaction Mr Gizza Manback (spokesman for the Department of Justice) said, “no news is good news, we haven’t heard anything for 6 months so we’re taking that as good news”

The Pit of Hell

A quick press while the American Football is having a time-out.

Judas Priest are the most Spinal tap of metal bands: motorbikes, dandruff emitting guitarists, studded leather jackets with fringes. The only box they don’t tick is the Sudden Death dead drummer syndrome. They have went through a lot of percussionists, though. The most infamous being Dave Holland who was imprisoned for sexual offences against a mentally ill boy.

Rob Halford, the singer, is to my knowledge the only openly homosexual heavy metal star. There will be others but none as successful commercially as Judas Priest. JP do have a lot of big songs in their locker. This song is first Down material. Play it loud.

The disgusting Holland is not the drummer in this clip. It is a man called Scott Travis.

What I did in Stoke on holiday last weekend

I’ve always known that I was lucky ever since I won a box of 12 Dunlop 65 golf balls at the Invergordon Conservative Club raffle at the age of 7. Total profit as my Auntie Ina had bought me the ticket and I was able to sell them to my Dad for the princely sum of three week’s pocket money (1/6d). Result!

In seriousness, however, I really am lucky. Continue reading “What I did in Stoke on holiday last weekend”

This could even make windmills useful, although no less ugly.

Some English guy tinkering in his shed has come up with a very useful way of storing energy using liquid air, and releasing it on demand. This, of course, addresses one of the main problems with windmills, i.e. they are never turning when you want maximum output from them and have to be turned off if the wind is too strong when demand for electricity  is low.

It would take quite a bit of investment in infrastructure to make this happen, but, all the pollies seems so keen on investing in infrastructure! 😦

It would also make a good petrol substitute  and there would be no need for expensive and cumbersome electric cars.

http://news.sky.com/story/991949/liquid-air-could-be-the-fuel-of-the-future

Captain Hook

It is somewhat ironic that the hooked Hamza spent 8 years in the UK evading deportation to the USA.

Considering how much hatred he preached in Finsbury mosque you would have thought he would have been delighted to leave our shores, wouldn’t you? Perhaps the free council house and benefits for his vipers nest of a family were just too good to leave?  Or our misguided sense of justice extended seemingly only to murdering wogs in our midsts? I gather all mod cons are extended to such in British holiday camps/prisons.

I am delighted to see the Yanks had a private jet tooled up with engines roaring at Mildenhall ready to whisk him away before he could speed dial his barristers in their wine bars on a Friday night.  I am delighted to imagine him in the regulation orange jump suit with full shackles in 23 hour a day solitary, because that is where its at currently and for the foreseeable future.  It is so fortunate that American ideas of hospitality in prisons isn’t quite what he will be used to.  My only regret is that they didn’t take him straight to Guantanamo and water board him very, very slowly.  Not only that, we got 5 for the price of one!

I wonder how long it will take of the rest of his life behind bars for him to come to appreciate his unwarranted hospitality accorded to him in the UK and so carelessly derided and abused?  When they give him his first bacon sandwich?  He once compared the UK to a toilet, personally I would drop him in an oubliette and fill it slowly with sewage and sell tickets to see how long he could swim, but then I’m a  marginally vengeful type of human!  Thank heavens the Yanks who run such places are not too overwhelmed with the milk of human kindness towards terrorists and are not going to indulge him.  I suspect that he will remember his council house and benefits with great fondness in due course.  What chance of deporting any other of his relatives?

One silver lining to having him in New York, we will be able to watch him wriggling in court in due course, somehow I really don’t anticipate him being done any favours! Unlike those extended to him within the European so called justice system.  For once as a tax payer we might just get some entertainment for our tax dollars!

The Law – again

Another heart-breaking story about tug-of-love children, this time from Australia.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212640/Four-girls-dragged-aeroplane-Australia-judge-rules-return-father-Italy.html

It seems to me, from what I’ve read, that the mother should have sorted things out as soon as she took the children to Australia and decided to keep them there.  I’m sure the father would have objected, but being forced to return the girls to Italy after a fortnight’s holiday would have been less traumatic for them and then discussions could have been started between the parents.  Acrimonious discussions perhaps. But to subject the children to this – hiding out at granny’s and being forcibly removed by the police – is cruel.  The judge would have had no option, under the law, but to order the return of the children to Italy.  The mother must have known she was breaking the law, but did she stop to think about the consequences for her children?

Blasphemy?

G’day all. I’m back from Cyprus and I find that yesterday was World Blasphemy Day.

Anti-blasphemy laws exist throughout the world. In many parts of Europe and North America they have been overturned, although there are anti-blasphemy laws in Austria, Denmark, Finland, Greece, Italy, Liechtenstein, Iceland, the Netherlands, San Marino and the UK. There are also “religious insult” laws in 21 European nations.

The Republic of Ireland passed the “Defamation Act 2009” in that year, which states in part, “A person who publishes or utters blasphemous matter shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable upon conviction on indictment to a fine not exceeding €25,000.”

Finland has been the setting for a number of noteworthy blasphemy trials in the 2000s. The Finnish linguist, political blogger Helsinki City Councillor and subsequent member of parliament Jussi Halla-aho was charged with “disturbing religious worship” because of internet posts in which he called Muhammad a pedophile, Halla-aho was fined €330.

In some countries, blasphemy is punishable by death, such as in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.[citation needed]
Six US states (Massachusetts, Michigan, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Wyoming) still have anti-blasphemy laws on their books, although they are seldom enforced.

My question is this; I am an atheist. I don’t believe in gods, fairies, leprechauns, djinns, or any other mythical creature, so, whatever it is, it’s not my god, so how can I take it’s name in vain?