What I did in Stoke on holiday last weekend

I’ve always known that I was lucky ever since I won a box of 12 Dunlop 65 golf balls at the Invergordon Conservative Club raffle at the age of 7. Total profit as my Auntie Ina had bought me the ticket and I was able to sell them to my Dad for the princely sum of three week’s pocket money (1/6d). Result!

In seriousness, however, I really am lucky. Continue reading “What I did in Stoke on holiday last weekend”

It’s a Worry (Part the Second)

Right then. Mrs M is gallivanting around Dorset and I have been left in sole charge of Chez Mackie. Not a problem. House-sitting wise, I have always been able to nearly muddle through in a semi-convincing way.I really thought that I was getting away with it this weekend even with the added pressure of the hound.
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It’s a Worry!

You have to understand that Mrs M is the dog expert in our family. In my youth, I never had a canine pet for reasons which I have explained before.

One cat,’Stripey’; one goldfish, ‘Goldie’, who came home in a small plastic bag from the shows (Scots for a fair) and went belly-up six short months later and one hamster, ‘Goldie’, who lasted four years but who, I later learned, had actually been three hamsters. My parents told me the truth when they thought that I was ready to face it. That was a terrible 22nd birthday when I think back. Continuing to think back, I was seriously rubbish at naming my pets, if truth be told. Continue reading “It’s a Worry!”

I Blame Joe Slavko

I am sure that the overwhelming majority of my fellow cherished Charioteers remember Joe.

He came to the old MyT sbout the same time as myself. I still harbour the suspicion that he was paid by the DT  to pour out his regular blogs ‘pour encourager les autres’.  Mattered not one whit. He was pure dead brilliant. 

One strand was his ‘Evening Meal’ of which this link is one of his less sweirie-word exemplars.

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Citius, Altius, Fortius (New Pome Competition)

Firstly, my thanks to OZ for awarding me the crown of olives in the last pome competition. My congratulations to all the other entrants for their splendid and, as Oz says, varied takes on his topic. I feel sure that I am speaking for Aunties Ara and Bilby when I say that we can all be grateful that Ethel appears to have been satisfied, albeit possibly only temporarily,  by our offerings on the altar of Art. 

You all know what’s coming next, topic-wise. Continue reading “Citius, Altius, Fortius (New Pome Competition)”

A Lay Made About the Year of The City 1 (swiftly cobbled together for OZ)

With apologies to Thomas Babington Macauley

Aeneas of the ‘topless towers’,
By Helen’s choice laid waste.
Fled the ruin, death and fire
And westward sailed in haste.
To Dido came and thought to stay,
But duty called at last.
He hurried on and rushed to meet,
The fate his Gods had cast.
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