For Christina

One of the leading lights of this Extinction Rebellion carry-on is a woman who teaches Indonesian gamelan music in prisons.  I just wondered whether you might care to switch from Bessarabian clog dancing to this, Christina, as an alternative example of useless qualifications (unless of course you’re actually living in Indonesia).

2 thoughts on “For Christina”

  1. How could you Sheona?
    To fail to see the essential synergy between Bessarabian clog dancing and underwater basket weaving. Together they achieve a harmony essential to the soul. Without the two in simultaneous harmony one could neither achieve extinction or rebellion!!
    You must appreciate the solecism of introducing music from some Trumpian rat hole which would instantly violate the safe space of the millennial snowflake.
    How am I ever to recover from such thoughtless violation of one’s all too tender soul?
    Woe unto the multitudes! (For they shall inherit Waterloo Bridge as a yoga studio).

    PS Do you think some idiot S.O.B. actually pays this cretin to teach such in prisons?

  2. PS Do you think some idiot S.O.B. actually pays this cretin to teach such in prisons? Yup, it’s probably us, via Mrs May’s eighty one gazillion pound foreign aid budget, along with offering fully funded degree courses in the historical significance of Mars bars to those in the Flat Earth society.

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