What a beauty!

Tum-te-tum-te-tum….Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Macaroni…..

Not only that, mes braves! He blew beaucoup de euros on face-paint too. Mais pourquoi?

  1. Does he have something to hide?
  2. Did he tell his wife, ‘I will if you will?’
  3. Does he want to look like Angela?
  4. Is he having an affair with his make-up artist?
  5. Is he advertising a well-known brand of cosmetics?
  6. Or wha’?
  1. sheona
    August 25, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    He’s trying to outdo Blair. But why he can’t get his wife to apply the makeup, I don’t know. Is he so incompetent – don’t answer that, Christopher – he can’t even put a bit of slap on himself?

  2. August 26, 2017 at 6:50 am

    One hack suggested Macron is trying to match de Gaulle. He’s up there with self-regard but grease-paint won’t raise his game by the necessary 30 cm.

  3. August 26, 2017 at 11:01 am

    Janus: That depends on which way he angles his face.

  4. O Zangado
    August 26, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    Just another grenouille with delusions of adequacy. Next!


  5. sheona
    August 26, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Not de Gaulle, Janus. That short, stout chap with the funny hat and waistcoat. The Corsican thug.

  6. August 26, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Are we convinced he’s a fella?

  7. August 26, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Janus: He is, in the Soho/Canal Street parlance, a “twink”. Slim, young-looking, passingly attractive in a somewhat feminine sense.

  8. August 27, 2017 at 7:25 am

    I bet he has a boudoir where he can powder his nose. Luckily our rich, classically-based language provides enough images for me to avoid cries of ‘that’s not PC’!

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