One has a lorra mates, in 600 charities. If only one could remember them all. So today One is inviting* a select 10,000 of their luminaries to a bijou little street party in the Mall (oh dear, is it pronounced Morl or Mell?).
*Is it a free lunch this time? If not, what is the price of a plate? And will the charities pay for their high-ups to attend? Better get out with them collection boxes quick. Just askin’.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Reliably informed by t’Mail that it’s £150 pop to get an invitation. 10,000 x 150 = a right royal bonanza. Cheers, Your Maj! 😎
Of course it rained on One’s parade. Nice touch to provide 10,000 rain kagools (sp.?).
I just read that it was typical English weather – why didn’t some techo-genius work out a way for all those flags to turn into brollies or tents…
Worse than the weather, it seems that charities paid for the junket! No wonder Airmiles Andy was in attendance.