Luncheon is on One today (maybe)


One has a lorra mates, in 600 charities. If only one could remember them all. So today One is inviting* a select 10,000 of their luminaries to a bijou little street party in the Mall (oh dear, is it pronounced Morl or Mell?).

*Is it a free lunch this time? If not, what is the price of a plate? And will the charities pay for their high-ups to attend? Better get out with them collection boxes quick. Just askin’.

Author: janus

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3 thoughts on “Luncheon is on One today (maybe)”

  1. Reliably informed by t’Mail that it’s £150 pop to get an invitation. 10,000 x 150 = a right royal bonanza. Cheers, Your Maj! 😎

    Of course it rained on One’s parade. Nice touch to provide 10,000 rain kagools (sp.?).

  2. I just read that it was typical English weather – why didn’t some techo-genius work out a way for all those flags to turn into brollies or tents…

  3. Worse than the weather, it seems that charities paid for the junket! No wonder Airmiles Andy was in attendance.

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