Get ova yourself

It’s women’s tennis – a feminist force mustered by Navratilova. There’s now an ova in every final and (the younger) Maria* is their diva. Easy on the eye, persistently histrionic on court, equally successful off the court, she announces her own doping indiscretions, seizing the high pr ground before the authorities have drawn breath. Be sorry for me, I made a mistake (for 10 years!), don’t be harsh.

Serena is closing ranks. Another diva with a unique agenda. Why is she so quick to speak up? Just remember: Big girls don’t cry – they pack a punch.

I don’t expect any comments from the men.

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  1. March 9, 2016 at 8:30 am

    Whatever are you wittering on about, Janus? Billy-Jean could have beaten you with one hand tied behind her back, and Martina and Serena – or Venus – would marmalise you into three-day road-kill at the drop of a racket.

    Touch your forelock respectfully, genuflect and say, “Yes, Ma’am”. Then quickly run and hide !! 🙂

  2. March 9, 2016 at 9:50 am

    . . . or did you mean Maria Sharapova?

  3. March 9, 2016 at 10:33 am

    Bearsy matey! Does it say otherwise?

  4. March 9, 2016 at 10:59 am

    It’s too amusing for words. Over-paid, over-rated and egotistical they all come crumbling down.

  5. March 9, 2016 at 11:02 am

    42

  6. March 9, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Que?

  7. sheona
    March 9, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    One fewer screecher and grunter on the courts – fine by me.

  8. March 9, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    Nike, no more. Porsche, no more. Tag Heuer, no more.

  9. March 10, 2016 at 5:04 am

    Whatever happened to Ivana Gettalegova? She was something else.

  10. March 10, 2016 at 7:27 am

    Cheeky. 😱

  11. O Zangado
    March 10, 2016 at 9:45 am

    Sipu – I see the leggy screamer is now mentioned in less gullible and fawning sections of the sports press as Maria Sharadopa.

    OZ

  12. March 10, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    OZ, I see that she is still to get Head on court. 🙈

  13. March 10, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    OZ – from Sugarpova to Sharadopa. I like it!

  14. christinaosborne
    March 13, 2016 at 9:28 am

    I never can remember one bloody russian from another with their impossible names.
    Definitely a case of wogs begin at Calais!

  15. March 13, 2016 at 10:16 am

    Glad you arrived in good heart, CO.

    But back to business, our Andy can’t understand how 99 top tennis players all suffer from a ‘condition’ that requires the drug! This will run and run.

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