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Call yourself a poet?

This is the deal: complete a couplet which begins

‘Yuletide comes but once a year…..’

e.g

‘I’m going to sleep until New Year.’

So do your worst, cherished versifiers!

 

 

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  1. November 27, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    ‘Are you a Sunni or a Shia?’ 😜

  2. christinaosborne
    November 27, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    Re 1st entry above.

    I’m celebrating with my spear!

  3. November 27, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    Correct me if I’m wrong, CO, but isn’t that your maiden entry as a poet? 😱

  4. christinaosborne
    November 27, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    No, but the first in several years.

    Alternatively

    Rag heads are already here!

  5. christinaosborne
    November 27, 2015 at 6:53 pm

    Parasites are in the clear?

    Shit, I’d better go and wash up the Royal Doulton, which I do not trust to yank dishwashers, rather than entertaining myself with doggerel. Fun though!

  6. christinaosborne
    November 27, 2015 at 6:57 pm

    Parthian shot-

    Jewelers that way, be a dear.

  7. November 27, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    ‘I can eat a horse – or a steer!’

  8. christinaosborne
    November 27, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    Go to the bottom of the class, second a superfluous, does not scan.
    Bad boy, no yuletide for you.

  9. November 27, 2015 at 9:01 pm

    ‘Which is about all I can bear.’

  10. November 27, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    Now that’s genuine licence! Year – bear! OK. 😳

  11. November 28, 2015 at 11:05 am

    ok – the only time I have a beer

    without someone moaning in my ear

  12. Four-eyed English Genius
    November 28, 2015 at 4:06 pm

    Bugger off, carol singers dear!

  13. November 28, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    Hahaha! 😀

  14. November 28, 2015 at 4:25 pm

    that deserves a kick up the……rear

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