This is the deal: complete a couplet which begins
‘Yuletide comes but once a year…..’
e.g
‘I’m going to sleep until New Year.’
So do your worst, cherished versifiers!
Call yourself a poet?
This is the deal: complete a couplet which begins
‘Yuletide comes but once a year…..’
e.g
‘I’m going to sleep until New Year.’
So do your worst, cherished versifiers!
Boadicea's Chariot 
‘Are you a Sunni or a Shia?’ 😜
Re 1st entry above.
I’m celebrating with my spear!
Correct me if I’m wrong, CO, but isn’t that your maiden entry as a poet? 😱
No, but the first in several years.
Alternatively
Rag heads are already here!
Parasites are in the clear?
Shit, I’d better go and wash up the Royal Doulton, which I do not trust to yank dishwashers, rather than entertaining myself with doggerel. Fun though!
Parthian shot-
Jewelers that way, be a dear.
‘I can eat a horse – or a steer!’
Go to the bottom of the class, second a superfluous, does not scan.
Bad boy, no yuletide for you.
‘Which is about all I can bear.’
Now that’s genuine licence! Year – bear! OK. 😳
ok – the only time I have a beer
without someone moaning in my ear
Bugger off, carol singers dear!
Hahaha! 😀
that deserves a kick up the……rear