A new career.

Should my paperwork from China not arrive prior to my departure date, I have found another possible career: a diver for the Philippines. After reviewing the following video, I concluded that I would be at least as talented!

Author: Christophertrier

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11 thoughts on “A new career.”

  1. I’m not sure either one came out of the experience feeling especially dignified! Having been tossed off a high-board once, it’s remarkable that they were able to move so quickly.

  2. I wouldn’t give up on Dorset just yet, Christopher.

    The alternative lacks appeal as a career choice, but you couldn’t possibly be worse than this poor chap.

  3. Araminta: I do hope to find a Dorset job over the course of the next year. I am presently driven to moderate disquiet by the pace of document-delivery. I need two letters from China to obtain relevant working visa. Both, sadly, are currently sitting on a desk in Liaoning Province. With under 2 weeks to go before my departure to deepest, darkest Scotland things are growing slightly tense.

    As for diving, no, I have dived as least as well as the two — if not better. I would look much worse in Speedos, though.

  4. CO: oh, I understand your view on it. It was a typical Chinese stitch-up that, despite the inevitable bureaucratic annoyances, is heavily beneficial to me. Since I do not have anything else lined-up at the moment, save my part-time college job, I really can’t think of why not to go.

  5. Minty: let’s keep our fingers crossed. The visa service centre in San Francisco have been stars, but even they can’t make things appear out of thin air.

    Janus: no, Germany was one of the first countries to have freedom of movement with the UK.

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