Here’s a bit of fun.
When listening to the radio the other day there was a phone in competition, 2 contestants, each had 30 seconds to list as many items as possible on a particular subject.
We’ve had great fun with it, try it on your family and friends.
Ready?
Topic 1
Things that you put in your mouth without swallowing.
Topic 2
Things that you can wear that aren’t considered clothes.
As the replies come in I’ll try and keep respective topics updated to help prevent repetition.
MOUTH answers
Toothbrush, foot, cigarettes etc,pipe,thumb,dummy/comforter, lip of beermug,Dentures (my age is showing), Floss, A whistle, An instrumental mouthpiece, A balloon, A drinking straw, A toothpick, Chewing tobacco, Chopsticks, A snorkel mouthpiece, Dental braces, Chewing gum, A thermometer, tongue stud, stick of rock, dental instruments, cutlery, mouthwash, the stone of an olive, Ice cubes, Tongue depressor, A hand grenade pin (only in the movies), The end of the thread ( when attempting to thread a needle. ), Old fashioned postage stamps, Lollipop sticks, The working end of an indelible pencil ( do such things still exist?), DNA swabs, A breathalyzer,
WEAR answers
Smile, watch,chip on shoulder, jewelry, cosmetics, hairpiece, alice band, condom, medals, Beard, Glasses, Hearing aids, Contact lenses, Eye patches ,wooden legs, Armour, Spurs, A gunbelt, Aftershave, Boxing gloves, a life belt , Pocket protector, skis, snowshoes, crampons, a sword (weapons), Bandages, Colostomy bags, Pacemakers, Insulin pumps, Dogtags, Tattoos, Sporran, Warpaint, A seat belt, A jock strap, dentures, A cricket box. Shin pads, skin creams, bruises (a black eye) ,hair styles, egg on your face, fat lip / thick ear, a crash helmet, One’s heart on one’s sleeve,
Boadicea's Chariot 
1. Toothbrush.
2. A smile.
Morning Christopher, thanks for getting the ball rolling
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1 foot
2 watch
1 fags and similar
Foot !!!
ha ha
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1. Pipe
2. Chip-on-shoulder.
1 thumb
1 dummy/comforter
1) Lip of beer mug
2) Poseur’s Bluetooth headset.
Topic 2.
Tiaras / Crowns
Rings
Bracelets
Necklaces
Anklets
… guess who likes jewellry!
1.
Dentures (my age is showing)
Floss
A whistle
An instrumental mouthpiece
A balloon
2
Nail varnish
Powder
Rouge
Hairpiece
Alice band (never worn any of it, ever, yer Honour
😀
1. censored
1. censored
1. censored
1. envelope flaps
2. Wedding band
2. condom
I’ll shut the door on my way out.
2 the scars of battle
medals, insignia
1. A tongue stud
1. A drinking straw
1. A toothpick
1. Chewing tobacco
1. Chopsticks
1. A snorkel mouthpiece
1. Dental braces
1. Chewing gum
1. A saxophone reed
1. A thermometer
2
Beard
Glasses (Which I suppose may be considered clothes if you are Elton John or Tim Wannacot)
Hearing aids
Contact lenses
And with thanks to Long John, Eye patches and wooden legs
Oh , and that smug look she keeps telling me to wipe off my face.
2. A crown
2. Armour
2. Spurs
2. A gunbelt
2. Eye glasses
2. Hearing aids
2. Contact lenses
2. Makeup
2, Aftershave
2. Boxing gloves
2. Earings
2. While on vacation, a white plastic protective cover to protect one’s shnoz from the deleterious effects of sustained direct sunlight.
Sorry JL we crossed in the mail.
LW
One you and I should both have got
a life belt 🙂
Wow!
I told you it was fun didn’t I 🙂
(p.s. there’s definitely more!)
JHL Maybe I’ll take it as a PFD.
For all us nerds
2. Pocket protector.
2. skis
2. snowshoes
2. crampons
2. a sword
2. Bandages
2. Colostomy bags
2. Pacemakers
2. Insulin pumps
2. Dogtags
2. Tattoos
2. Woad
2. Sporran (Mr Mackie, discuss)
2. Warpaint
2. A seat belt
Soutie: Extra points please.
1 and 2 dentures
1 and 2 smile
1 and 2 tongue stud
1 and 2 lipstick
Encore:
1) A stick of rock
2) A jock strap.
A cricket box?
JL, is that a 1 or a 2? 😳
Shin pads
Janus
What sort of a girl do you think I am? Although sun cream and KY spring to mind!
Tuba
Horn
Whistle
Morning gang
Very good!
I’ve generalised a lot of them (i.e. musical instruments, jewellery, cosmetics)
I don’t see dental instruments (including swabs, cotton wool etc.) or cutlery so I’ll add them 🙂
How about bruises? A black eye perhaps?
A pony tail
A pig tail
A queue
A pageboy (I hasten to add that I mean the hairstyle, of course)
A bob
A five o’clock shadow
Egg on your face
A fat lip
A thick ear
S, chopsticks are cutlery though? 😳
Oh dear, come rather late to this.
Only the expurgated left I should think!!!
No, I promise not to go there and ‘lower the tone!’
And a toothbrush is dental!
1 mouthwash
2 a crash helmet
Ha ha Christina you made me think of fruit & veg, like the stone in an olive which you spit out once separated!
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OK OK so I’ll obligingly buy an expurgated olive stone?
Better than some I can think of!
No no, must stop, I see a lowering of the tone coming on!
Mrs. O. Regarding Question 1. Took me an hour to find the first one I could post on a family site.
Soutie:
1. Ice cubes
1. Tongue depressor
1. A hand grenade pin (only in the movies)
1. The end of the thread ( when attempting to thread a needle. )
1. Old fashioned postage stamps.
1. Lollipop sticks
1. The working end of an indelible pencil ( do such things still exist?)
1. DNA swabs
1. A breathalizer (sp?)
2. One’s heart on one’s sleeve
LW what low reprobates we are!
1. dental floss
2. Silly grin
Nym, it as worth the wait! 😳
Hi Pseu
Better late than never!
Have you tried the game on your friends or family?