Just got a few minutes before I have to go out, so I penned this. It seems appropriate given the time of year with the conference season just ending and Halloween not so far away…..
If we were politically inclined witches
If we were witches we could have such a lot of fun
A Page 3 Picture of Hattie Harpic In the Currant Bun
Other spells that we might cast
Would see some other nasties suffer
Although it would be unfair on Nick Clegg
Because he is such an awful duffer
Ed Milliband would appear with his faithful Gromit
But the thought of that would make some people vomit
David Cameron would be tied down
By the neck to a cast iron gutter
That will teach him false vows to make
No more of them would he dare utter.
Come Halloween we would indeed aspire
To dance naked round and round the fire
And think of something nasty for Ed Balls
Maybe the Sore A*se Hex
Or maybe, someting even better
Turn him into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
P.S, I am not over enamored of present day politicians as you might guess.