9 thoughts on “A month off”

  1. After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had
    saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a
    bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him
    into his office.
    “Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that
    you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved
    later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”
    “Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. James replied. “I hung him up
    to dry.”

  2. Even better (and more appropriate)

    A patient is seeing his psychiatrist for the first time and is undergoing the Rorschach test. After each ink blot the patient excliams it is a couple copulating. The psychatrist stops the test and excliams, “You appear to have a preoccupation with sex.” And the patient replies, “You’re the one showing the dirty pictures

    Alright, I will stop now πŸ™‚

  3. There might be a month off from the trial but the cartoonists are still having a field day

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