After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had
saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a
bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him
into his office.
“Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that
you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved
later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”
“Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. James replied. “I hung him up
to dry.”
Even better (and more appropriate)
A patient is seeing his psychiatrist for the first time and is undergoing the Rorschach test. After each ink blot the patient excliams it is a couple copulating. The psychatrist stops the test and excliams, “You appear to have a preoccupation with sex.” And the patient replies, “You’re the one showing the dirty pictures
Alright, I will stop now 🙂
There might be a month off from the trial but the cartoonists are still having a field day
G’dag, Soutie! I like these Madam & Eve cartoons – they really hit the mark, imho!
Môre Jay (welcome back)
Ja, they are good, most of them currently are to do with our recently completed election but I’ll continue to post those with a more international flavour.
I copy them from their Facebook Fan page, all of their work is there in chronological order
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had
saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a
bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him
into his office.
“Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that
you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved
later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”
“Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. James replied. “I hung him up
to dry.”
Even better (and more appropriate)
A patient is seeing his psychiatrist for the first time and is undergoing the Rorschach test. After each ink blot the patient excliams it is a couple copulating. The psychatrist stops the test and excliams, “You appear to have a preoccupation with sex.” And the patient replies, “You’re the one showing the dirty pictures
Alright, I will stop now 🙂
There might be a month off from the trial but the cartoonists are still having a field day
G’dag, Soutie! I like these Madam & Eve cartoons – they really hit the mark, imho!
Môre Jay (welcome back)
Ja, they are good, most of them currently are to do with our recently completed election but I’ll continue to post those with a more international flavour.
I copy them from their Facebook Fan page, all of their work is there in chronological order
https://www.facebook.com/pages/MADAM-EVE-THE-OFFICIAL-FAN-PAGE/115483105166416
Here’s another
🙂
🙂 again