“My fella’s bidding for a Premier League club and I hope he gets it. I have a cousin in Regent’s Park, dontchya know.”
Desert dreams
“My fella’s bidding for a Premier League club and I hope he gets it. I have a cousin in Regent’s Park, dontchya know.”
Boadicea's Chariot 
Do you think we’re safe from the burger market?
Well – they are called humpburgers, innit?
Oh my dears, the aroma of these humans!
Mind your thumbs!
Very Shiek
Very Sheikh
Janus: Camela and friends at the races?
Stop laughing they’ll all be immigrants here (UK) next week or some such!
Do camels use the NHS?
“Oh, no! She gets her feet done in ‘Arley Street!”
“In fact she’s so British now she thinks a caravanserai is a mobile home. But there again she thinks ‘nessun dorma’ is too!”