My teacher says Guy was a terrorist – and
The Government practised rendition back then.
Is it true that this is a protestantfest?
No. (And please don’t breathe the smoke, dear.)
My mate and his dad made this really cool Guy,
To burn at the stake on November the fifth.
So can we have one of our own next year?
No. (And please don’t breathe the smoke, dear.)
Boadicea's Chariot 
Drat, you seem to produce these gems so easily.
Arrers, thank you but I’m afraid this non-rumty, more prosaic stuff doesn’t appeal to many cherished anthologists! 😦
EXTRA points for R-P I said, not ALL points. 🙂