Oh my God I feel quite ill!
I have just read in the paper that the poor Duchess of Cambridge has committed, at least in my book, a hideous faux pas in fashion. She has, I hope inadvertently, turned up to the Jubilee pageant dressed in clothing already worn in public by Kim Kardashian and some other ghastly TV tart.
It is all very well being economical and wearing off the peg to private dos but quite another matter turning up to State bashes in the same rag as some cheap whore. Enough already! The young lady should be made to accept a stylist/dresser who would keep this kind of thing from happening. Fancy Alexander McQueen even selling it to her without a warning!! Talk about commercial suicide. How on earth could it happen?
Any decent dress shop, let alone pret a porter or designers make it their business to know who exactly buys any dress, they keep exact records with computers nowadays a mere touch of the button even on different continents would have been able to advise them to advise her not to wipe the floor with it!!!!
Please God she retreats to haute couture for important public occasions. If necessary HMQ should write her a cheque for a decent dress allowance! After all, no pockets in a shroud.
Apart from that, the BBC seemed to make a total balls up of televising the pageant. Instead of decent shots of the boats and a few commentators who knew their way around water craft we were treated to the same old, same old inanity from silly females who twittered, flannelled, billed and cooed to various nonentities about absolutely nothing at all of any relevance. How do these bitches get these jobs? Not on competency that’s for sure! CNN were even worse and had the temerity to interrupt the whole proceedings with advertisements rendering the whole thing unwatchable. So, not a good morning at all! A splendid occasion wrecked, as usual these days, by the BB bloodyC. (And that bloody dress!)