What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?
Amhere!
What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwel!
What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwel Azhim!
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What do you call legitimate afghan on the boat?
Assif.
What do you call the lesbian afghan on the boat?
Minjeeta
What do you call the lesbian afghan in the galley using the microwave oven?
Minjeeta Ba’ding
What do you call a subcontinental chorister. Singh Sumit. Seemples.
Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke
All I said was, “golly you’re tall.”.
My goodness, you guys are on form today, more please.
What do you call an arab drowning in the ocean?
Fukim
How do you stop him from drowning?
Take your foot of his head 🙂
What about the Afghan kareoke fan? Gedupta Singh.
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who’s English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.
What do you call a drunken Afghan?
Hammad.
What do you call an ever drunker Afghan?
Mohammad.
OZ
What to you call the 4th one off the boat?
Amhere Azwel Azhim Anhim.
🙂
Years ago it was suggested that, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
To all 🙂 🙂
Just Fostered a Muslim.
All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.