Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.
Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.
Got this inn my males two day
Thought that eye wood share
Please Phil free two add a verse
Or may be even a pare.
😉
Boadicea's Chariot 
… and yes the last verse is all my own work 😳
Hole don! I wooden yews
Yore chequer, Soutie, mate!
Yule fine sum Scilly clous
Butt then yule Suffolk ate.
Eye red it threw,,
It maid no scents,
Don’t waist my thyme,
Its just two tents.
If a chequer ewe wood ewes
Aye wood sir jest yew pass
Yore I ova that that tool we call
Roger’s the sore arse.
(or ass, if ewe prefer)
Yew mite bee rite two cheque yore techs
Butt donut forgett yore grama
Ups! (Pronounced in gnaw then dye elect). Eye sea that aye rote ‘that’ too thyme’s.
Furry! 🙂
Eye cud NT help it. 🙂
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoti“>Ghoti; anne egg sample ova spelt techs witch lucks rong yett cud bee maid inn two phish (lyke – yew no!)
Dam-it. fore got HTML!
Vairy cleaver.
I have seen a few versions of this pome – a longer version used to adorn the corver of my ‘European Computer Driving Licence’ folder!
From:
http://grammar.about.com/od/spelling/a/spellcheck.htm
‘Let’s set the record straight. The title of the poem as we know it today is “Candidate for a Pullet Surprise,” and the expanded version was composed in 1992 by Dr. Jerrold H. Zar, professor emeritus of biology and retired dean of the graduate school at Northern Illinois University. According to Dr. Zar, the title was suggested by Pamela Brown, the opening lines were drafted by Mark Eckman, and 123 of the poem’s 225 words are faulty, although all are correctly spelled.”
Eye carnt bealeve youd mok uz so
Wee doo hour veery best yu no!
The too Ronnies clip reminds me of the other clever one with words
well one of many
Mourning all
Grate contributions, especially the Too Ronnies clips.
A special thanks to Pseu for the history and the link, I enjoyed that.
Yore whelk um, Soutie! 🙂