What’s your favourite collective noun?
Collective nouns such as a murder of crows and a murmuration of starlings really amuse me.
Just wondered if there are collective nouns for a group of nurses, a group of doctors, a group of artists…. a group of policemen.
What would you call a group of snails or a collection of ants?
Maybe you can help? Let’s make some up!
Or maybe you have a favourite?
An army of ants, Nym, or so it seems when they decide to invade.
An incompetence of MP’s
A ‘confusion’ of opinions?
A gas of anaesthetists
A resuscitation of cardiologists
A liberation of freedom fighters
A culture of pathologists
I love an exultation of larks, Nym.
How about a caravan of snails?
My particular favourite is a blush of bilbies (courtesy of Ant).
A Carnival of Charioteers
I particularly like the blush of bilbies and a carnival of Charioteers. May I suggest, poetically, a howl of wolves?
OZ
‘A caravan of snails’ – oh yeash!
‘A howl of wolves’ sounds very appropriate, OZ as does a carnival of Charioteers, or even a cavalcade?
A tintabulation of percussionists
Morning Pseu
A scourge of bankers!
Perhaps we could have a whole page / post dedicated to just the banking profession 😉
“A gaseous politician”
“A snorkel full of air”
“A One finger salute”
A slime of snails
A charge of accountants
A lot of auctioneers
A puff of estate agents
A monkey’s paw full of peanuts 🙂
A discharge of nurses (ugh!)
A triage of doctors
A dissemblance of politicians
A bonus of bankers
A waddle of Americans (especially tourists.)
A tank of septics….?
OZ
A watch of nurses.
A plod of policemen.
And surely a clash or crash of percussionists!
A cobweb of vicars.
A trail of snails (Yes I like ‘caravan’.)
A deceit of lawyers.
A sick-note of doctors.
And for Oz, a cave of wolves.
I like that. 🙂
OZ
A pan of critics
A rally of trumpet
A strut of strumpets
Peter – Don’t you mean a strumpet of crumpet?
OZ
An apology of English
An oration of Welsh
A soak of Irish
A salute of Germans
A chip of Australians
A brag of Texans
A complaint of Scots
A suicide of Arabs
A deceit of Jews
An incompetence of Africans
A duplicity of French
An intoxication of Russians, Poles
A bore of New Zealanders, Canadians and Belgians
A confusion of Chinese, Vietnamese etc
An apathy of Spanish, Italians, Greeks etc
and my personal favourite
An honour of Rhodesians
A pinch of lobsters
🙂
‘A tank of septics….?’
or sceptics?
An aggravation of hooligans
A comedy of clowns
Sigh! ‘Septic tank’, rhyming slang for ‘yank’ = transatlantic colonial.
OZ
The best ….
“A pub full of Aussies” 🙂
A scrum of S. Africans
Look Oz @#21 – I’m trying to be serious here!
A void of blondes
A barrel of laughs
A blight of bloggers
A polisson of politicians
A cadouk of cadavers
😉
A moan of pensioners
A creep of teddy boys
A wedge of golfers
A pounce of traffic wardens
A cock up of coalition’s.
Keeping to my theme, a midden of politicians.
On FEEGs theme.
A parliament of two faced, mealy mouthed, back stabbing, pocket filling, u-turning, nest lining, idle lying scum with no more right to live on gods clean earth than a weasel.
Wha?
I’ll get me coat.
Cheque please!
Ferrret’s comment just gave me another one
“A mouthful of Ferret” !!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Donald ol’ bean,
You miss the point, the collective has to be a noun.Not a noun-ful of anything. Too much snozing under palm trees and not enough watching out for coconuts I feel.
And I believe the words you were looking for are,
A trouser leg of ferret. 🙂
Yikes!!!
‘ferrets’ !!!
He’s got me doing it now. 😦
A standard deviation of mathematicians
A vacuum of voters
A pestilence of politicians
A spoil of cooks
A folly of architects
A shower of weather forecasters
A splutter of Fords
A flock of voters (as in sheep)
‘Specially for Donald, and inspired by LW
A breakdown of Holdens.
🙂
OZ
FEEG: A rump of parliamentarians
For OZ : A repair of Range Rovers
Very droll, LW!
OZ
On a theme
A flash of exhibitionists
A pouch of posers
A groin of gays
A fellatio of feminists
Keep ’em coming
And yes, OZ – I got it… just offering another version!
(“Sigh! ‘Septic tank’, rhyming slang for ‘yank’ = transatlantic colonial.”)
A perambulation of nannies
A flush of matriarchs
“A fellatio of feminists”, LW, so presumably a cunning of linguists then?
OZ
OZ: I thought it was pretty good, and there is always
A lick of lesbians
Pseu: On your theme
An incontinence of geriatrics
A rub of shoulders
LW and OZ being a little risqué here!
A snip of vasectomists
A frottage of French
A karaoke of Japanese
A bawl of babies
An avalanche of mountaineers
A plink of pianists
An echo of bats
A trawl of fishermen
A synchronisation of swimmers
A belligerence of badgers
A batterie of ballerinas
On behalf of Pseu, who is nearly as guilty as me and LW, thank you, Bilby, for bringing a little order and decorum to a thread that was rapidly going downhill. 😀
OZ
No blushes from me so far, OZ, but thanks! 🙂
A coterie of comments
A posy of florists
A dig of gardeners
Heard on the radio earlier
Q: What does a florist say as she jumps out of the plane on her first parachute jump?
A: Geranium!
An exaggeration of commentators.
Ah, Pseu, but the imponderable is what does Geronimo shout when he jumps out of the plane?
OZ
Do you have a suggestion OZ?
Tontooooo?? It was, after all. an imponderable.
OZ
A nag of wives
A brilliance of brides
A yawn of arrivals (for our cherished visiting owners)
Ah, OZ – this question was answered in the great hit movie starring the most erudite Charlie Sheen, Hot Shots.
The answer is…….He shouts “Meeeeee!”
😀
An indecision of HR managers
A batch of production managers
A hyperbole of salesmen
A mystique of marketeers
A surge of electricians
Thank you Cuprum!!! Love it
A distribution of administrators
Or a delegation of administrators
🙂 Cuprum.
OZ
General Custerrrrrrrrr……….?
A knobble of kneecaps
A redaction of expense account fraudsters
A coagulation of depressives
An erection of scaffolders
A construction of builders
Ok, Pseu – you started it! A hard standing of aircraft ground handlers.
OZ
A handful of manicurists 🙂
A flutter of butterflies
A gape of gynecologists
A crib of pediatricians
An Imelda of dress shoes
A bumble of bees
A Ponzi of financial advisers
A conflagration of old lovers
A shovel of diplomats
An effluence of communists
A pseudonym of words 🙂
Donald, you’ve got it, by Jove!
A largo of Aussies!
G’morgen, Janus – Surely you mean a lager of Aussies? 🙂
OZ
Oz, yes! 🙂
Btw, Oz, is that furry mustelid hiding in your spare trousers?
A pseudonym of bloggers, perhaps, too?
A footfall of podiatrists
A trim of hair dressers
A pudding-basin of barbers
No, the Mustelid and his Beloved arrive this evening. Beer chilling and chicken marinating. Village on amber alert and very apprehensive.
OZ
Hey Wolf!
I resemble that remark. 🙂
A footprint of conservationists
A Blunder of Bears. 😦
Just found this one Bear. Cheer up. 🙂
Bit damp today- hope you’re enjoying your hols…