NHS Reforms – reaction to

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron’s health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .

Author: zenrules

64,MS,wheelchair,angry

9 thoughts on “NHS Reforms – reaction to”

  1. Brilliant Zen, very good.
    I understand the GPs wanted to have an opinion but could not get an appointment to make one.

  2. The vascular surgeons thought in vein, but couldn’t come up with a better plan. The orthodpaedic surgeons called a meeting saying they had a bone to pick with the planners, while the paediatricians said, Oh, bloody well grow up.”

  3. And the trichologist who wanted to go through the plans with a fine tooth comb and the microbiologist who wanted to put them under the microscope

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