I pity anyone living there. I went there not long ago to an away match, trust me, never again. On a casual stroll out on the seafront, I happened to stumble upon a bloke and a woman having an enormous shouting match which descended into violence – the woman smacking the guy in the head then the guy belting the woman. Next thing a copper turns up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts clouting the guy with his truncheon. Then, to cut a long story short, the guy wrestles the truncheon from the copper and starts belting his Mrs and the Copper.
Just to cap it all, this crocodile turns up and nicks all the sausages!
Boom, freaking boom. 🙂
P.S. Watch this space, the next post will be on the meaning of life or something as scintillating as getting on with terrorists or why we should all contemplate our navel (only joking of course.) 🙂