Blackpool.

I pity anyone living there. I went there not long ago to an away match, trust me, never again. On a casual stroll out on the seafront, I happened to stumble upon a bloke and a woman having an enormous shouting match which descended into violence – the woman smacking the guy in the head then the guy belting the woman. Next thing a copper turns up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts clouting the guy with his truncheon. Then, to cut a long story short, the guy wrestles the truncheon from the copper and starts belting his Mrs and the Copper.

Just to cap it all, this crocodile turns up and nicks all the sausages!

Boom, freaking boom. ๐Ÿ™‚

P.S. Watch this space, the next post will be on the meaning of life or something as scintillating as getting on with terrorists or why we should all contemplate our navel (only joking of course.) ๐Ÿ™‚

11 thoughts on “Blackpool.”

  1. How Un-PC. I am surprised such extreme entertainment is allowed in such a civilised place as Blackpool ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Wife beating, husband battering, police brutality and offenses against the wildlife act, the good old Punch and Judy show has it all. The only surprise is that this bloodthirsty children’s show hasnโ€™t been closed down by the PC crowd. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Oh I know…last time I went to Blackpool there was nearly a punch up on a street corner where some bald guy in a baggy suit was squirting water over all the passers by. It was chaos – I was amazed police weren’t called; it was such a circus…
    ha friggin ha ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. I’m amazed that the show hasn’t been put on the ‘banned’ list.

    I’ll bet the Blackpool version didn’t include Punch killing his baby, beating his wife to death and then hanging the hangman?

    Both Bearsy and I remember seeing that version!

  5. Disgraceful scenes! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I like Blackpool too…just for the day. A stroll down the prom, candyfloss and air hockey on one of the piers and maybe a go on the big dipper later. Perfect.

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