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Mary had a Playstation
She also had a Wii
An X-box for recreation
And a Sony P.S.P.
Everywhere that Mary went
The games were sure to go
Pacman, Sonic, Deadly Intent
And Super Mario

It drove her parents crazy
She’d be playing every day
It makes her lame and lazy
You’d often hear them say
Psychiatrists said don’t worry
It’s simple animation
Provides escape from drudgery
Gives mental stimulation
The final year of school arrived
Not one pass did she obtain
The school head saw the marks and sighed
Playing ‘Benefit Britain’ is now her game
Ja well, the formatting is not exactly as I’d planned it but it’ll do!
Very good, Soutie.
Nicely illustrated too!
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Super, Soutie! 🙂
Crikey!
Some favourable comments and some of you ‘like’ it, gee, thanks 😳
Well, my flabber is gasted, Soutie! Thanks! 🙂
Ooooh very good and slick presentation toboot! 🙂