Mary had a Playstation

Mary had a Playstation
She also had a Wii
An X-box for recreation
And a Sony P.S.P.

Everywhere that Mary went
The games were sure to go
Pacman, Sonic, Deadly Intent
And Super Mario


It drove her parents crazy
She’d be playing every day
It makes her lame and lazy
You’d often hear them say

Psychiatrists said don’t worry
It’s simple animation
Provides escape from drudgery
Gives mental stimulation

The final year of school arrived
Not one pass did she obtain
The school head saw the marks and sighed
Playing ‘Benefit Britain’ is now her game

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