In Homebase again this afternoon, continuing my attempts to find a pot plant holder that actually fits one of the pot plants I want to buy, I heard an announcement over the PA system. This was pushing all their sale lines, including what was described as “an organic bath” reduced to a price just over £1,000. What on earth is an organic bath? I’d be very worried that while I was sitting in it it might disintegrate into neat biodegradable pieces. Seems quite pricey too.