Author: zenrules

Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous. Continue reading “Police work”

The Captain of the ill fated Italian cruise Liner, Costa Concordia, started his new job yesterday. Francesco Schettino was quoted as saying: ‘Ah bollocks – not again! Looks like 2012 isn’t going to be a good year’ 😉

IN RESPONSE TO THE E-MAILS CONCERNING MY DOG… Continue reading “My Dog”

Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element Continue reading “Scientific Discovery”

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? – On the rocks Continue reading “Cruise questions”

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Continue reading “The bells”

A six week voyage in 1961 from Mombasa to Southampton, calling at, in old names, Pemba, Dar es Salaam, Zanzibar, Laurenco Marques, Beira, Durban, East London, Port Elizabeth, Cape Town, Walvis Bay, and Las Palmas.

What memories!

On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked Continue reading “Investment”

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here

in Britain .
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in The North Sea
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All Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!!

Any Questions ???