Author: zenrules

An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker. Continue reading “The hooker’s tale”

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. Continue reading “Pure corn”

A. Did you know that the word “race car” spelled backward still spells “race car”?
Continue reading “Spelling”

Well played!

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour. Continue reading “Economics – a lesson”

An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincent ’s Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally, so the call went out to all the states. Continue reading “Blood matters”

There’s an annual contest at the University of Arkansas calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term was: “Political Correctness.”  The winning student wrote:

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.