Author: zenrules

You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.
Richard Bach

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

Macca in Spain

Avoid problems, and you’ll never be the one who overcame them.
Richard Bach

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

Beware of Darkness,

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.
Richard Bach

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron’s health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .

Jules Holland, Sam Brown, etc.

Simenon and Rupert Davies

The lake and the mountains have become my landscape, my real world.
Georges Simenon

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

ATD At the doctor’s

BTW Bring the wheelchair

BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM Covered by Medicare

CUATSC See You At the Senior Center

DWI Driving While Incontinent

FWB Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA Got Heartburn Again

IMHO Is My Hearing Aid On?

LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL Living on Lipitor

LWO Lawrence Welk’s On

SGGP Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL Talk to You Louder

WAITT Who Am I Talking To

WTFA Wet the Furniture Again

WATP Where Are the Prunes

WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Fot those interested in F1 there was a fascinating review of his life and career on BBC 2, last night. It is available on i-player. He was one of my idols. I saw him race in the 60’s.